okay so something that has always bothered me:
is flesh-eating slug repellent repellent for flesh-eating slugs or is it repellent that eats the flesh of slugs?
The real question is - why are you living in a place that requires you to use flesh-eating slug repellent?!?!
they’re ruining the school cabbages
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.
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