macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

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Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Morticia Addams (via blackmarketanti-matter)

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From the Weekend Update, we are Seth and Stefon Meyers!

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nbcsnl:

Amy approved.

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domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

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